Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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