What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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