I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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