i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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