we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I think your dad took our porno
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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