Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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