Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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