Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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