If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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