He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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