I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Randomize
