BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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