I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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