Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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