She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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