I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
Randomize
