WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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