I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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