Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
As shirtless as possible
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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