he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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