Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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