All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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