He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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