well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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