I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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