Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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