i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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