Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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