its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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