I hope mine doesn't look like that
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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