A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
50% drunk capacity currently
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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