Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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