Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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