Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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