it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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