i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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