I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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