The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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