was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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