he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Terrible idea I love it
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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