Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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