it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
3pm strippers are depressing
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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