In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
There r osticjed everywhere
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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