Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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