Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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