do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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