She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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