I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I think your dad took our porno
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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