Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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