Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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