Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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