Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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