I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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