I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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